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he scares me XD
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Dont try to live so wise.
Dont cry cause youre so right.
Dont dry with fakes or fears,
Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
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leane me alone no one cares.
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Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly,
but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
Bumbled Bee!!!!!! >w<
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~I drank the last night cause I wanted the liberty's statue to take off her clothes
~He can buy whatever he wants, but there's one thing that he never won't buy: a dinossaur!
~Life's a fail behind another fail until you wish Flanders to die.
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~narutofanclub
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Being God isn't easy.
If you do too much the people become dependent on you.
If you do nothing then they lose all hope.
But if you do it right they won't be able to tell if you did anything at all.
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I'm Gaara's fangirl, hun <333
I am smarter than 38.62% of the rest of the world.
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...Like every horror movie ever!
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You can't divide by fridge! - My math teacher XD
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